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Big eyes stare at me from the attic trunk. For more than sixty years now, ever since I painted them in first grade, these eyes have watched from behind their glasses. The eyes belong to Alvina, my first teacher. And I painted them in her classroom at Yoder School.

In my portrait, Alvina is a force—all-seeing eyes, a mouth at the ready, and capable arms. Her eyes don’t miss a daydreaming student or the slump of shoulders when work is too hard. Her mouth can tell a line-cutting kid a thing or two. But it also makes stories live when she reads aloud, stories from books and stories we write. Her arms build a grocery store for us in the corner of the classroom and lift newly-hatched monarchs into the sky so they can find freedom.

At age seven, do I already have a growing inkling that Alvina will become the polestar me? For decades, she guided me as I explored new ideas and methods for teaching.

What would Alvina do? I asked this question hundreds of times as I taught middle schoolers and inmates and gifted students. The answers to this question often helped me assess, problem-solve, design and modify my practice.

I smooth the faded painting on its now brittle, yellowed easel paper. My first-grade portrait of Alvina takes up the whole page, much like she filled my teaching life. But I’m retired now, and Alvina has died. In some ways, it’s over—the story of Alvina and how she taught me to teach.

But as I close the attic trunk, I have a thought. When Alvina retired, her story lived on in the next generation of teachers. And those teachers have tried pass it on to their students. It’s a strong story, strong enough to last another generation.

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Read more about Alvina in my book Yoder School.

You wouldn’t think parenting toddlers could help me teach. Especially not in prison, middle school, and college classrooms. But in all these settings, a skill I learned during those melting-down, picking-eating, potty-training years helped. And that is, to stay a step ahead.

When my toddlers were hungry, I learned to have dinner already cooking; when they were tired, to be near a bed for a nap; when they were thirsty, a drink already in hand.

If I could bestow one gift to each young teacher, I know exactly what I’d give—foresight, the ability to see what will be needed. But unfortunately, foresight can’t be given. You get it by using the double lenses of the past and the present to imagine what the future could hold.

So how to develop foresight?

Pay attention to the present—Hmm . . . this looks familiar, you might think when a student hides behind a hoodie in stony silence with clenched fists.

Remember the past—The last time this happened, class ended with a fight.

Think proactively about the future—How can I influence what happens next? What is needed to help this student move in a good direction? How can I prevent a spark from turning into the fire it could eventually become? How can I manage misbehavior before it begins?

It’s the nature of the classroom, that someone is a step ahead, making things happen. And if the teacher is only reactive, taking things as they come, students will be glad to step to the front.

Teaching with foresight prevents problems, increases learning, and helps people like each other and themselves.

In some ways, students (and teachers, too) are just toddlers grown taller. We might have learned to whisper instead of yell, to hide feelings behind veils of varying thicknesses, and to get what we want in quieter ways. But like toddlers, we do better when we’re fed and well-rested, and when someone appreciates who we are and has the foresight to help us be good.

Left to my own devices, I’d have left our small town at totality’s edge and headed to the center of it all. There, I’d have enjoyed seeing a new place, crowding with people from all walks of life, and traveling home in bumper-to-bumper traffic. Instead, I spent the afternoon in my own backyard on a deck with my husband and nonagenarian parents.

We were four of the millions who spent that rare afternoon looking to the sky. As the moon hid the sun, we heard the birds fall silent and felt the temperature drop. And for 47 seconds the sky darkened, and we saw Venus shining in the sky.

Solar eclipses themselves aren’t all that rare. What’s rare is an eclipse in your own backyard. On average, any particular spot on Earth is in the path of totality only once every 360 years. The last time for our backyard was in 1806. And the next time will be 2099.

My parents won’t be here the next time the shadow of the moon sweeps across our patch of earth. And neither will I.

Just last week, my parents celebrated their 70^th wedding anniversary. Anniversaries themselves aren’t rare. But only one in a thousand couples reach the platinum year.

Sitting on my quiet and darkening deck with three people I love, I began to think about this double rareness. What are the odds, I wondered, of a total solar eclipse and two parents, ages 91 and 95, all showing up at the same time in your own backyard?

No wonder the afternoon felt extraordinary.

You never know what a kid might be thinking.

During Sunday school, for example, I kept trying to figure out why I was a weak butt. It was from a song we sang almost every class: Jesus loves me, this I know . . . Little ones to him belong. They are weak butt. He is strong.

I didn’t want to say the word butt out loud. So I didn’t ask. I just kept wondering.

When my great-grandpa died, I found another puzzlement. It was a momentous and solemn time. Great-grandpa was the bishop, and over 700 people attended his funeral. Many of us were his family. From his nine children came 62 grandchildren and 116 great-grandchildren, with more being born each month.

I was young and little and one of the many who called him Grandpa. Still, I had my own particular memories. Once I sat with him in church. Never before had I listened to a sermon in the Amen Corner. There, people with grey hair and gnarled hands and hunched-over backs sat perfectly still. No one colored pictures or ate pretzels or played with little black and white magnetic dogs that chased each other across the hymnal. The only thing I could find to do during that whole church service was fiddle with the ends of Great-Grandpa’s long beard. It was as white as snow and as springy as a rubber band. When I pulled down, it jumped back into place. Great-Grandpa, his eyes twinkling down, showed me he didn’t mind.

The evening before the funeral, I stood in a long line, waiting to see him in his casket. Beside the casket a lamp shone. I had never seen such a lamp. Its glass shade was shaped like a bowl. And it looked like someone had sprinkled snips of hair inside it.

Why?

I couldn’t ask my mom. In that whole room, no one even whispered. So while we shuffled along in line, waiting our turn, I figured it out. This must be a funeral lamp. And to honor Great-Grandpa, they decorated it with hair from his beard. It felt good, clearing up something so puzzling.

The next day during the funeral, I sat sad, knowing I’d never see Great-Grandpa’s beard again. But under the sadness was also a certain smugness, guessing that many of my cousins still didn’t understand about funeral lamps.

Life is like this, I thought, trying not to wiggle on the bench during the long funeral, full of things you’ve got to figure out.

I got what I deserved—the chickenpox.

“Stay in your own yard,” my mom told me. “The kids next door have been exposed.”

Usually, there weren’t kids next door. But for this one glorious week, the house was full of kids visiting their aunts. And some were my age.

“You hear me?” my mom said. “We have a new baby at our house, and we don’t need the chickenpox.”

I wandered outside where the yard seemed big and empty and suddenly dull.

Across the lane, the porch door opened and kids spilled out.

“We can’t come over,” they hollered.

So I watched them play tag. I moved closer to see the camp they built under the maple tree and still closer to hear Simon Says. They drifted my way and asked about the new baby. And soon we sat at the edges of our yards, separated only by a narrow lane. Pushing the gravel with sticks, we spent the rest of the morning designing a town.

This is where my mom found me.

“I didn’t leave the yard,” I told her.

“But you didn’t think,” she said, “about why it was important for you to stay in the yard.”

In bed, I had plenty of time to think.

A fever rose and from my scalp to the bottoms of my feet, small spots appeared and turned into blisters, which turned into scabs. New bumps kept coming, some in my ears, some in my mouth. I ached and itched and dreamed bad dreams. Food lost its taste, and calamine lotion stuck to my pajamas.

I got the chickenpox hard, hard enough to learn myself a lesson—that following the rules and doing the right thing aren’t always the same.

When one obeys only the letter of the law, one can often find loopholes and exceptions that allow technical obedience to the law and at the same time violation of the spirit of the law.

A book landed on my porch last week, one I didn’t know existed. And one with a surprising topic, at least for Theodor Seuss Geisel.  

For years, I’ve collected Seuss books, starting with the Bright-and-Early board books

Left foot, right foot, I read to my preschoolers. Wet foot, dry foot . . . high foot, low foot.

They couldn’t get enough of the pure nonsense, wanting me to read again and again. They didn’t know that they were learning rhythm and rhyme and repetition, all precursors to reading.  

My kids moved on to I-Can-Read books, feeling smart as they deciphered Green Eggs and Ham. Using only 50 different words—all one-syllable, except one—they followed the exploits of a man who steadfastly refuses to eat the green eggs and ham. 

I would not like them here or there, I would not like them anywhere, my kids read with deep feeling, thinking, perhaps of the zucchini we had for dinner. They didn’t know that Dr. Seuss had a lesson in store. When the man finally tries green eggs and ham, he says, I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!

As a teacher, I used Dr. Seuss’s issue books to illuminate concepts. The Sneetches shares themes with The Outsiders. The Butter Battle Book introduces the Cold War, The Lorax works well alongside Thoreau’s Walden, and Yertle, the Turtle helps students understand the Nazi regime. And I even took Seuss’s Hooray for Diffendoofer Day! to college, using it to introduce educational ideologies.

I was no longer teaching in 2021 when Dr. Seuss Enterprises released a statement saying it would discontinue six Dr. Seuss books. These books, the enterprise said, “portray people in ways that are hurtful and wrong.”

Though I was no longer teaching, a lesson formed in my head—a lesson about how easily we are shaped by the sensibilities around us, how naturally we orient toward centering our own people and decentering others. If I were teaching, my students and I would discuss hurtful stereotypes in the shelved Seuss books. And we’d read Horton Hears a Who, the book about an elephant named Horton, who believes that everyone should be treated equally. And we’d ask, how can this happen? The good and the bad all mixed up together in one author?

But I’m no longer teaching. These days I sit with my nonagenarian parents in doctors’ offices and hospital rooms.

And Dr. Seuss has a book for this too—You’re Only Old Once, the book that landed on my porch last week and a book he wrote when he was flattened with cancer treatments.

He describes the waiting room:

There you’ll sit several hours, 
growing tenser each second, 
fearing your fate will be worse than you reckoned. 

And the hospital tour: For your Pill Drill, you’ll go to Room Six Sixty-three . . .

And the check out:

When at least we are sure you’ve been properly pilled, 
then a few paper forms must be properly filled 
so that you and your heirs may be properly billed. 

Dr. Seuss’s humor and whimsy is a secret sauce that helped Baby Boomers learn to read and to explore hard realities in safe places—nonsensical, pretend worlds. In his book about growing old, a book for obsolete children, as its cover says, he does this again, using humor to show what’s coming for Baby Boomers, in a way that they can (maybe) laugh about it.

And this is why Seuss books, from The Foot Book to You’re Only Old Once, line my bookshelf.

If I hadn’t seen it, I wouldn’t believe it—Jason was sitting in his seat, eyes moving between the classroom screen and his note-taking paper, when he seemed to lose track of where he was in space. And thud! He fell to the floor.

For the third time that class period, I guided the class back to the lesson. And to draw myself back into good humor, I muttered a mantra, the one I used when I encountered clumsy teens: Remember the chocolate milk.

I repeated this mantra when a kid caught a foot on a cord, elbowed a computer off a desk, or tipped too far back in a chair. I used when kids bumped into each other and tripped over their own feet and walked into walls. This mantra reminded me of my own adolescent mishap with Great-Uncle Evan.

Everyone liked Uncle Evan. So did I. But I was also in awe of him. He had an office full of books and wrote poetry and spoke with precision and walked like a king.

So, when he beckoned to me during an afternoon picnic, I took a deep breath and walked toward him with all the poise I could gather. The trouble was that I was balancing a tray with a plate of food and a too-full tumbler of chocolate milk. Even so, I made it across the uneven yard without a spill.

It was a Sunday afternoon, and Uncle Evan was still wearing his starched white shirt and suspenders.

“Tell me, Phyllis,” he said. “What have you been reading?”

Opening my mouth must have shifted my center of gravity. The tumbler went sliding across the tray, toppled over the rim, and drenched Uncle Evan. The milk ran through his hair and over his glasses and down his face, soaking his starched white shirt.

Uncle Evan stood and shook like a wet dog. He blew on his glasses and wiped them with a napkin. He dumped the milk from his metal chair. Then he pulled up two clean chairs.

“It’ll all dry,” he said. “Now sit down and tell me what you’ve been reading.”

Not until much later did I learn the word proprioception. This word describes what growing teens often lack—the awareness of one’s body and body parts in relation to the environment.

And no wonder. They’re in the time of biggest growth since infancy, sometimes gaining as much as a half inch a day. And growth is uneven. During growth spurts, some parts of their bodies get ahead of other parts. Bones, for example, grow faster than the muscles that control them.

No wonder they don’t know how their bodies fit into the spaces around them.

Middle school rooms are full of off-kilter kids. And my chocolate-milk memory reminds me that I was once one of them.

The Flint Journal saved my Saturdays.

For most of my childhood, I woke up wishing Saturdays had never been invented. Saturday was cleaning day. And cooking day. And shoe-polishing day.

Mostly, my mom cooked. And it was my job to clean—to clear clutter, dust furniture, swab out toilets, scour sinks, vacuum carpets, wash floors, and to shine shoes for Sunday.

And all this with six little brothers and sisters underfoot. The older ones helped, except they kept drifting off, and it was my job to pull them back to their work. They’d dust the dresser but not the bedside stand. They’d smear shoe polish on a newly waxed floor. And they’d gag when they swabbed out the toilet, so I’d do it instead. Sometimes I wondered if they were worth it.

Much later I realized that Saturdays gave me grit, stretching my ability to persist, to meet a goal. But at the time, Saturdays were the bane of my childhood.

Except for the Flint Journal.

Every Saturday afternoon at 4:00, I practically grabbed the Flint Journal out of the hands of the paperboy. I’d flip to the third section to find the Wide Awake Club. Each week Aunt Judy, the leader of the club, posted a new topic: heroes, the perfect goof-off day, pets, my wish for the world. Flint kids competed for prizes with stories or poems or India-ink drawings.

I never entered an India-ink drawing, but each week I wrote a poem or a story. All week I’d wait for Saturday edition of the paper.  If I won first prize, my dad would drive me downtown to the Flint Journal office. Aunt Judy would come out from behind her desk, shake my hand, and say something nice about my writing. From shelves filled with new books, I could choose one. Not much I owned was new, so I was proud of my growing collection, each imprinted with the Wide Awake Club stamp.

The Wide Awake Club got me through the dusting and shoe polishing. But it did more. I learned something important, something I’ve used all my life to keep going when it’s tough—that a carrot at the end makes a difference.

After I taught about a hundred years, people started saying something to me—I bet kids are worse now than when you started teaching.

I knew the right answer was to agree, to bemoan the current state of the world in general and of kids in specific.

But when I started teaching, kids were bad. Worst of all in my first year. They carved nasty words on desks and muttered them and sometimes shouted them out. They shot spit wads and flipped me off and positioned tacks on each other’s seats. And between classes, they flicked half-smoked cigarettes into restroom trashcans to start fires.

What’s strange is that through the decades, kids seemed to get better. I kept finding more good in more kids more of the time.

Take Christopher, for example. He struggled with sleep, every single morning. As a novice teacher, I’d have taken this as a sign of disrespect—that he thought I was boring and that I needed to bring him to task.

But in my last year of teaching, I appreciated his struggle. With a low-functioning mom and a dad who stumbled home from the bar most evenings, he kept his siblings afloat—in clean clothes with filled bellies and at their spelling words. He did all this before he could write his own book report. No wonder he came to class in a grouch. No wonder his temper flared enough to send out a punch now and then. No wonder.

As the decades passed, I rarely met a student I couldn’t teach. Every kid had good in there somewhere. The trick was to find out what it was, and then use it to teach that kid everything else.

It’s more effective—and way more fun—to find the good than to bemoan the bad.